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To office-goers, working from home might seem like a leisurely affair, all yoga breaks and long lunches. Only it’s not—it’s an exercise in planning, organization, communication, and discipline, especially when you throw a kid or two into the mix. And while you can do your damnedest to make sure all runs smoothly, inevitably there are moments when #thatmomlife crashes into #thatworklife and you have to beg, cajole, bend the truth (ahem), and even hide in order to get stuff done.

 

Below, 12 WFH moms spill the dirty (and hilarious) details of those times they had to go to extremes in order to take the call, nail the deadline, or land the client.

 

“In Kindergarten, my son’s teacher ‘interviewed’ each child about their mom for Mother’s Day. One of the questions was ‘tell me about your mom’s job,’ and my precious boy said ‘My mommy talks on the phone in her pajamas all day.'” —Robin Leon, Au Pair in America

 

“A Morgan Stanley investment banker emailed me about setting up a meeting, to which I replied ‘We should totally do it at Chuck E. Cheese’ because I thought I was responding to my husband’s email about planning our three-year old’s birthday party.” — Melissa, via Babble

 

“Every good mom story always starts with “I looked away for 1 minute” and this one is no exception. Being a stay-at-home -mom with a 3 year-old means toting them along to the floral market on event days. I should have known from the gleam in my little guy’s eye when we first walked in not to put him down. Of course, as soon I turned my head to speak to the rep behind the counter he was off and running! Flying through the rows of fresh flowers with his arms spread wide, making sure to swipe each one as he ran by.  I took off after him making it the ultimate game of cat and mouse. His giggles and squeals of delight could be heard throughout the market as I chased him, weaving in and out of sunflowers, roses, and mums. When I finally caught him and scooped him up he looked at me with a big grin and said “once more mama?”. From then on I arm the counter with bags of candy provide him with a bag of M&M’s while I completed my order.” Amy Hincman, Alice’s Table Event Exec

 

“Sometimes there is just too much multitasking! One morning I accidentally packed my son’s PJs in his backpack as a change of clothes for day camp instead of tossing them in the laundry. Needless to say, he was not too excited that he only had PJs for the water slide that day.” —Michelle Hale, co-founder of Henry & Higby

 

“My 7-year-old son loves cereal. One particularly stressful week when my husband was also working late, I let him eat cereal every night for dinner (and, yes, he had it for breakfast, too). There might have been an instant packet of organic oatmeal thrown in there, too, but suffice it to say, he did not eat a balanced diet that week. I told myself, ‘At least it’s not pizza!’” —Dawn M. Roode, founder of Modern Heirloom Books

 

“I was on a conference call at home when my son somehow got away from my parents who were watching him. He made his way into my office (actually just a desk in my bedroom) and for a few moments he played nicely. I remember feeling like super mom – something along the lines of how well behaved my kid is. But then he started babbling and making animal noises. Loud two-year-old mooing. For some insane reason I decided to say that I was working from a coffee shop and someone else’s kid was being sooooo loud. It was a turning point for me because I felt so guilty for making up a ridiculous story that I decided at that moment I would be proud of the fact that I was a work-from-home mom. I don’t hide it anymore and although I behave with as much professionalism as I would in an office, I no longer act like there’s something wrong with being a work-from-home mom.” —Andrea Samacicia Mullan, owner of Victory Public Relations

 

“One time when I was on the phone with a client I went outside and hid behind a bush in our yard to get away from my 2-year-old who’d starting screaming for me in the middle of my call. (Turning on a video was never a guaranteed distraction in our house.)” —Copywriter Lisa Banks

 

“I had a client call one morning that I knew would last about 20 minutes. My daughter was potty training at the time, so I had her use the potty, stuck her in front of her favorite cartoon, and hopped on my call. Not 5 minutes in, I see her headed to the bathroom. I was in the middle of explaining a concept to my client so I couldn’t get up. Two minutes later, she emerges, wearing only a shirt, and walks back to the living room. Still on my call, I run to the bathroom and realize the extent of the damage…wet underwear and pants on the floor, and pee and poop in the potty—but also on the floor. All the while my half-naked toddler is happily sitting on my living-room floor singing the ‘Hot Dog Dance’ from Mickey Mouse Clubhouse. I ended my call a few minutes later and began the hazmat cleanup of my bathroom. I couldn’t stop laughing!” —Christine Stevens, founder of Sleep Solutions by Christine

 

“Being so busy has made it difficult to give my kids lengthy baths on a nightly basis. There are many ‘baths’ that involve getting the kids down to their diapers and giving them a quick wipe-down with a wet washcloth and some soap.” —Gretchen TeBockhorst, founder of PRIM Communications

 

“Once I sat in the front seat of my car in the train-station parking lot with my hotspot and computer conducting business for two straight hours…and it was productive!! I’d gotten off the train from NYC, but couldn’t go home because my children were there and I had deadlines and conference calls. And I couldn’t go to Starbucks because I needed to be able to hear and didn’t want a coffee grinder in the background. We do what we have to do to get the job done and make clients happy. Period!” —Jennifer Bickerton, founder of JJB PR

 

“When my son was two and I was VERY pregnant, I got an unexpected emergency client call after hours while bathing him. Instead of just admitting it wasn’t a good time, I completed the call, holding the phone in one hand and bathing my son with the other. My client never knew and I managed to solve their crisis. But looking back, would it have been so terrible to admit that I was doing mom stuff and would have to call them back? Of course not, but when you work from home, sometimes you feel like you have to work even harder to prove yourself, because people automatically think you work less.” —Ellie Hirsch, founder of Mommy Masters

 

“With so much going on, it can sometimes be hard to keep everything straight in your mind. I was once on a call for 10 minutes before realizing I was talking to a different vendor than I’d thought. No wonder they didn’t seem to understand my ramblings. I now try to take that extra minute to make sure I know who I am talking to before dialing in. So far, so good!” —Nanci Bergman, founder of Accent jewelry

 

Alice‘s Table is an innovative lifestyle business that hosts flower arranging workshops around the country, while also enabling women to launch their own flexible and creative businesses. You may have seen them recently on Shark Tank.

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